These are Jason Traeger's back of the hand skull implants. You know, they really got me thinking. Like, if I got a buddy drunk enough, could I convince him to get a penis shaped one? I could maybe tell him, I dunno, that it's like a bow and arrow or something. But then the next morning, SURPRISE DEREK -- you've got a peenor in your hand! Plus mine in the other. HIYO, that makes us boyfriends.
Thanks to Franco, who doesn't want anything in his hands but taytays. Amen to that, brother-man.
PROTIP: I was eating breakfast when I first saw this and now there's a bowl of cereal getting warm on the kitchen counter. Use that information wisely.
These are some intense temporary hand and arm body piercings made to look like Wolverine's adamantium skeleton and claws. P... / Continue →
Presumably to compliment his existing brass knuckles and tribal face tattoos, this is a shot of some dude who got his eyelids tattooed to look like they're always open. That's probably gonna make it hard for him to find a sleeping partner. Because I remember dating a girl in ... / Continue →
Seen here practicing for the circus, Richie Trimble provides us with a first-person view of what it's like to ride his nearly 15-foot "Stoopidtall Bike'. The bike measures 12-feet to the pedals and 14.5 to the seat. That's high. Almost as high as you'd have to be to think a ... / Continue →