Hey -- you ever wanted to see a guy squirt snake venom into a wine glass of blood so you can see what it does? Well you are IN LUCK, because that's exactly what this is. Don't want to watch the video? Then I'll just tell you what happens: it turns your blood into gelatin. And is it a coincidence Jello owns the six largest venomous snake farms in the world? DUM DUM DUM!
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to my good buddy Terry, who milks snakes the old fashioned way: letting them bite your arm then sucking the venom out. He is like, really hardcore. Plus f***ing insane.
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This is a video of several mosquitoes going to town (sucking blood, NOT boning) on some dude's arm. Why you'd allow that sort of behavior is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with dude hoping one of them is radioactive so he can be become Mosquito Man and supervi... / Continue →
A bunch of French Canadians (you sound so funny!) decided to cover their friend in $37 of raw bacon and film it with the hopes of being featured on Geekologie. And, because I'm basically a super handsome 'Make a Wish' foundation, here it is. Per babelfish translation:
We had... / Continue →