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Taxidermied Zombie Head On A Spike Gumball Machine

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This is a taxidermied zombie head gumball machine. I'm not sure where you're supposed to put your quarter, but I think we can all agree 25-cents is a little steep for a single little gumball. They aren't even the big ones! I would only pay a nickel, tops. Plus nibble on that tongue a little. Aaaaaaaaand I just made myself puke. *poking around with stick* Damn, I need to learn how to chew better. "...Why do you have a stick in your cubicle?" Ahahahahahahha, well it's actually a magic wand.

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who is probably the weirdest person I know and I'm friends with like, honest to God crazy people. And to Marius, who I don't know but is still A-okay in my book.

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There are Comments
  • Hopefully not a real person since they did mention "zombie" referring to that this is purely created in a style that looks like a taxidermied head of a zombie. hmmm....would the coin be inserted into the nose or ear?

  • Buckles454

    Artist name is Thomas Kuebler
    http://tskuebler.com/gallery/r...

  • Ooo, I want a blue one!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I would not put my wiener in there....if someone was watching.

  • Tyler Durden

    buy link?

  • So, doesn't taxidermy imply that it was alive at some point? Is it really someone head! @.@

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