It Opens Friday!!!!1: Dark Knight Rises 3-D Street Art

Continuing with the theme of Batman boners, this is some 3-D street art painted in Madrid to celebrate the European premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. As you can see, the dingaling with the red hat is about to plummet to his death. And does anybody care? F*** NO, PUT SOME DAMN SHOES ON.

Thanks to killahertz, who has tickets to a midnight showing but will get so drunk beforehand he'll pass out during the previews. And to Jamie, who plans on eating his popcorn when he does.

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