This a Barbie modded with clay and painted by the Introverted Wife to look like a female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect. Now, I know what you're thinking: "I could do sooooo much better." But that's just because you're a rude @$$hole. I thought Shepard is looking pretty damn good considering everything was made out of clay. Of course, the only Barbie modding I've ever done was tearing the heads off my sisters' when she threatened to tell our parents I was practicing black magic after they went to sleep. I reanimated a squirrel carcass!
Hit the jump for several more shots, including Shepard about to put a hole in Tom Servo from MST3K.
Thanks to chi chi, who agrees having sex with space aliens is risky business. Wrap it up, wrap it up again, then masturbate in the corner just to be on the safe side.
Don't worry, I just punched myself in the neck for that whole 'you glow girl' thing. I deserved it. And probably much worse. Because we live in the future, and the future shines like the lens flare in a new Star Trek movie, Mattel is releasing a $50(!) Barbie with an interac... / Continue →
Tom Bingham makes custom electric guitars out of the Star Wars spaceship toys he buys at car boot (trunk) sales (aka stolen goods sales). That's cool, but not near as ICE COLD as the ice cream bar I'm eating right now. It's strawberry -- you jealous? No? What if I told you ... / Continue →
Nay, get it? Because that's what horses say. Well of course it's not funny if it was never funny to begin with. So apparently there's a Dr. Whooves My Little Pony coming out in August and all the Brony/Whovian combo bros (combros) out there are mad excited about it. Me? Th... / Continue →