I Smell A Drinking Game!: Game Of Thrones Pint Glasses

EDIT: Pint glasses, not shot glasses.

Because there's absolutely nothing on the internet today but the heartbreaking story of a disturbed twenty-something who open fired on a theater full of Batman fans (my thoughts and prayers are with you, friends/family/Aurora community), here's a set of Game of Thrones pint glasses available from the HBO Store. Each glass features a different house sigil on one side, and the house's pledge on the other. Get the whole set for $70 and make your least favorite friend use the shitty Baratheon one!

Thanks to Lizy, who drinks every night because she drinks to her accomplishments. Me? I drink every night because I have a problem.

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