'I Found A Grenade In The Woods': Amazing 4chan Thread
Note: I cut the thread to prevent the homepage from being a mile long, click the jump to see the whole, worthwhile thing.
This is a /b/ thread from 4chan documenting a user's discovery of a grenade in the forest. It's amazing. I love how nobody gives a shit what happens to the dude. Everyone's all, "Pull the pin" and "Smack it with a hammer!" Admittedly, if real, dude's got balls so big I can't believe the earth doesn't orbit HIM. Or he's just the world's stupidest person. *rereads thread* THE MAN WAS A GENIUS.
Hit the jump for the whole thing.
Thanks to Kendall, who informed me the dude eventually returned to the thread to say he couldn't get the thing to detonate and he'd send it to the first person to give him a valid mailing address. Wait, WHAT?! Now might be a good time to smoke a lot of weed and fail your mail-carrier drug test, I'm just saying.