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I Didn't Like That Finger Anyways: The Guillotine Ring

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JESUS, STOP CUTTING YOUR THUMBNAIL SO SHORT.

This is the Guillotine Ring (aka The Divorce) from Vagabond Jewelry. You have to constantly hold its little chain in your hand because if you let go it'll cut your finger off. No, no it won't. You will bleed though. And bleeding, my friends, is how you find out what your own blood tastes like. *peeling scab* Mmmmm, iron and alcohol.

Thanks to Charlotte, who cuts her fingers off the old fashioned way: playing with the garbage disposal.

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  • Andrew St. Andrew

    looks like crap

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Fun fact: most garbage disposals use fairly blunt pieces of metal and centrifugal force to break down food and will not seriously injure one's hand if one is stupid enough to insert it into said garbage disposal... unless one intentionally pushes one's hand into the side of the disposal for longer than a second. Also, the garbage disposal would have a tendency to tear skin and bone rather than cut it...

    The More You Know!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I tell you what. You cram your hand inside a running disposal and get back to us.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Yeah, I'm not *that* stupid... nice try, though!

  • p_shep

    Worst. Craftmanship. Ever.

  • bla bleh

    Dat thumb!

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