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Finally, Some Lightsaber Chopsticks With Light-Up Effects

July 23, 2012 / different strokes for different folks, effects, light-up, lightsaber, meh, next: a version that makes little vwoooosh noises when you swing them, playing with your food, plus you don't have to cook your food first because the little lightsaber will totally do it for you (but don't tell your mom i told you that when you get salmonella), star wars, sure why not, what took so long?, who am i to judge i'm just a man with a little metal toothpick that looks like king arthur's sword

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Remember those lightsaber chopsticks I posted three years ago? Well the manufacturer is back, this time with LIGHT-UP versions ($23). That way you can eat in the dark! Me? I'm already a pro at eating in the dark. *turns on lights* "You have shrimp on your hair." I, uhhhh, I knew that. Yeah -- I PUT those shrimp there. For later. Waste not, want not, that's what the ol' Geekologie Writer says.

Thanks to benjammin, whose parents may or may yes have really been into reggae.

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