You start installing $800 toilet paper dispensers and I'm gonna start ripping them off the wall and selling them on the black market. Just keeping it real!
Because nobody wants to touch something that somebody else with butthole-fingers just touched, this is the Camitool Automatic Touch-Free Toilet Paper Dispenser. With the wave of a hand (or penis) It automatically dispenses a preset amount of TP into the little reservoir below. I'm not sure how many squares of TP that is, but probably not enough for this ass. Get it? I have a mom-butt.
From ass-wipe to art, toilet paper tubes: apparently they're multifunctional. But what's gonna happen when the new tubeless TP rolls take off? Your guess is as good as mine. Unless you guessed anything besides, "absolutely nothing", in which case, congratulations, you're the... / Continue →
Because this is the sad, sad world we live in, here's a $45 iPad Pedestal Stand from CTA Digital. It combines the ass-wiping practicality of a toilet paper holder with the entertainment-while-you-strain-on-the-john accessibility of an iPad. Now I know 100% of the population u... / Continue →
There is absolutely no way I could get a pee-stream started in there.
This is an old installation piece in London by artist Monica Bonvicini called 'Don't Miss A Sec'. It featuring a public restroom in the middle of a busy sidewalk that's constructed entirely of 1-way mirrors... / Continue →