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Count Me In: Korea's Grind-Humping Exercise Machine

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Note: No screencap can do the thing justice, just play the video and skip around.

This is the 'Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power' exercise machine from Korea. It's supposed to emulate the action of horseback riding, but it looks more like a cross between booty-grinding somebody's lap and teabagging someone in Halo. Super sexy, that's what I'm trying to say here. Just make sure there are no children peeping over your shoulder when you watch the video, otherwise you're gonna have to explain where babies come from (I suggest lying and telling them every time you go potty there's a small chance you'll have a baby).

Hit the jump for a commercial with more grinding and fake-sexing than I felt comfortable watching and I've watched a crazy self-talker hump a bus seat LIVE before.

Thanks to Dominic, who humps his in shape the old fashioned way: like, for-real humping.

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  • Portard

    Does the seat vibrate? If it does, I'll totally work out.

  • stroopwafel

    Surely this was invented in order for K-pop boybands to get in optimal shape for yet another humptastic choreography...

  • Ellen used something just like this with shake-weights at the same time. It was recorded about two years ago. If you're curious... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    will be modified with attachments and used in a porno in 3...2...1

  • I live in Korea. I've never seen this. But it's eerily similar to this...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • Like the part where they show what muscles it works - gluteus, thighs, calves, and, uhh, crotch

  • DoubleFish

    Oh Koreans...
    They work so hard to try and catch up to the Japanese...

  • Jason Ephraim

    "order now and get two (2) shake-weights"

  • Ah, horse riding - of course it is. Yeah, lots of 'horse riding'.

  • Just Imagine LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" playing in the background

    I WORK OUUUT

  • jonathon

    omg i have just done that and its so funny i was lmfao lol

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