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Count Me In: Korea's Grind-Humping Exercise Machine

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Note: No screencap can do the thing justice, just play the video and skip around.

This is the 'Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power' exercise machine from Korea. It's supposed to emulate the action of horseback riding, but it looks more like a cross between booty-grinding somebody's lap and teabagging someone in Halo. Super sexy, that's what I'm trying to say here. Just make sure there are no children peeping over your shoulder when you watch the video, otherwise you're gonna have to explain where babies come from (I suggest lying and telling them every time you go potty there's a small chance you'll have a baby).

Hit the jump for a commercial with more grinding and fake-sexing than I felt comfortable watching and I've watched a crazy self-talker hump a bus seat LIVE before.

Thanks to Dominic, who humps his in shape the old fashioned way: like, for-real humping.

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