July 22, 2012 - July 28, 2012 Archives
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Note: This is only the portion for Iron Man's suit, hit the jump for the entire graphic. Hot on the heels of last week's cost of being Batman infographic comes this one for Iron Man. The total (entirely guesstimated) cost of being Iron Man? $1,612,717,000. Of course, just l... / Continue →
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Because it's Friday and my brain checked out yesterday (plus two books from the library and never returned them!), this is a video of a shark stealing an underwater photographer's camera in the Bahamas. Personally, I would have punched that shark in the nose. Of course, it lo... / Continue →
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Because God forbid you roll raw hamburger into turd shapes by hand, the Ham Dogger does it for you. You just slap some hamburger meat in there, press the top on, and presto, another piece of junk to take up precious cabinet space. Admittedly, it is great for measuring penises... / Continue →
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This a Barbie modded with clay and painted by the Introverted Wife to look like a female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect. Now, I know what you're thinking: "I could do sooooo much better." But that's just because you're a rude @$$hole. I thought Shepard is looking pretty... / Continue →
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This is the link to Explore.org's LIVE 'Brown Bear & Salmon Cam' from Brook Falls in Alaska. I've been watching for almost fifteen minutes now and I've already seen two successful fishing attempts. Plus a bird try to steal a fish from a bear. I thought the bear was gonna eat... / Continue →
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Seen here performing by the novelty t-shirts, musician ORCumentary sings his chart-bottomer 'Blood' at a Hot Topic in Connecticut. As much as I wanted to make fun of it, there's something about it that I couldn't help but like. I think it was his energy. Or the fact his enti... / Continue →
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Note: Full-size version HERE to get all your wands fluttering. This is a composite shot of all the chapter illustrations from the entire Harry Potter series, lovingly collected by Redditor ajcfood. I dunno, it might contain spoilers if you look too close, so don't do that if ... / Continue →
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Dammit Japan, What The Hell?: Bar With Giant Dancing Humanoid Mechas Controlled By Bikini-Clad GirlsIMAGES REMOVED These are shots from the Robot Restaurant in Tokyo. The club offers 'cabaret' dances from giant fembot mechas controlled by bikini-clad girls sitting in the front. And if the thought of that gives you a boner it's your obligation as a human being to grab that bo... / Continue →
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Because what good is having a mom who created an entire fictional world of magic if you can't actually LIVE in that world, JK Rowling is having a giant Hogwarts inspired treehouse complex built for her children in their backyard. So f***ing jealous of those little Muggles righ... / Continue →
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Note: This isn't the whole graphic, only the part about his body gear, you'll have to hit the jump to see the whole thing (including vehicles, residence, etc.). There was an article circulating last week about the cost of being Batman, but it was stupid and only included the c... / Continue →
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You start installing $800 toilet paper dispensers and I'm gonna start ripping them off the wall and selling them on the black market. Just keeping it real! Because nobody wants to touch something that somebody else with butthole-fingers just touched, this is the Camitool Auto... / Continue →
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Buckyballs, the popular magnetic desktop toy, have officially been banned by the Consumer Products Safety Commission. Because for some reason parents can't keep the things out of their children's hands, and those children can't keep the things out of their grubby little pie-ho... / Continue →
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Researchers at the University of Virgina (dammit, Wahoos!) have built a robot that mimics the swimming movement of a manta ray. Why? No GOOD reason, I can tell you that right now. Also, who killed Kennedy. Two words: the Russians. "Nope." Space aliens? "Now you're just g... / Continue →
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Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to study them so you can run to Jo-Ann Fabrics after work and make yourself one. This is a series of female Disney characters in updated wardrobes sketched out by DeviantARTist Sashii-Kami. "Dammit, GW." I can't help it, I'm a fas... / Continue →
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This is Geekologie reader Doug's home-built Guitar2-D2 electric guitar. He said at first he wasn't gonna send it to me because he felt like that would be too narcissistic of him. Then I think he chugged a couple beers and warmed up a little. I've avoided spreading this link ... / Continue →
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This is the Big Head Squirrel Feeder from Archie McPhee. You just put food inside, then when one of those dirty little tree rats comes down eat it, they look like they have a giant head. I'm pretty sure that's a taxidermied squirrel in the picture there (it even attracts the ... / Continue →
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This is a Mario themed stop-motion animation made from 7,000 Post-It's and a ton of free time that could have been used doing anything else. If it were me? Sleeping. Probably in a running shower. "That's dangerous." THAT'S HOW I LIVE MY LIFE. But seriously: please don't t... / Continue →
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But do they come in XL? Because even peens deserve to play dress-up from time to time, online retailer D*ckHats is selling these edible chocolate dong toppers for sweetening up sexy-time with your lover. They're currently available in viking and cowboy hat varieties, but I've... / Continue →
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Because you teeny boppers out there don't have your own money and your parents have to go to the store to buy your X-Box cables for you, a cable manufacturer is advertising their latest HDMI cable as a '"100% Mylar" double shield 1.3 grade cable with anti-virus protection to re... / Continue →
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This is actually a worthwhile little time waster. Internet-map.net is a website that depicts websites as different sized circles based on the size of their audience, and their relatedness to one another based on their proximity on the map. It has a handy search feature too, s... / Continue →
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Somebody Refill The Internet: Chewbacca Roundup Post w/ Messenger Bag, Armpit Tattoo, "Sexy" CosplayBecause the internet is running drier than a cat's tongue, here's a Chewbacca-centric post featuring a themed messenger bag (ThinkGeek product site HERE), armpit tattoo, and "sexy" Chewbacca cosplay. "Jesus, GW." Haha, I know man -- it's BAD. Unless something magical appears... / Continue →
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Because what better way to flaunt humanity's wastefulness than making the world's largest whatever just for the sake of of it, here's the world's largest lollipop, a 2.5-ton chocolate behemoth from See's Candies. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "There are children in Afri... / Continue →
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This is a first edition copy of 'El Libro Que No Puede Esperar' (The Book That Can't Wait). It comes in an air-proof bag because, as soon as you open it, the book begins to react with light and oxygen until, two to four months later, all the words have faded from the pages. A... / Continue →
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The folks over at Gizmodo are hailing this video from the International Space Station as, "the most spectacular night view of earth ever captured by NASA", and apparently they get off on these things the way normal people like you and I would a "chicks in latex" fetish film. S... / Continue →
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18 police officers in China were recently called into action when locals spotted a drowning woman some 150-feet off-shore in a local river. Except it wasn't a real woman, it was just a sex doll. I...think I remember seeing this on an episode of Baywatch once. Jk jk, I did se... / Continue →
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This is a one-square meter "house". Now, I hate to sound like an @$$hole (just kidding, I don't mind), but that isn't even a house. Well, not any more of one than a cardboard box with a window cut out anyways. Throw in a sleeping bag and I'd argue a cardboard box is even MOR... / Continue →
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Not gonna lie, sometimes unsolved mysteries are way cooler. So I could hardly sleep last night because I kept tossing and turning thinking about this goat-man mystery, and now, thankfully (although disappointingly), he's come forward to claim he's a hunter practicing his goat-... / Continue →
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This is a video of a robotic trashcan on wheels that moves to catch everything you throw at it. That way you score a basket every time and don't feel like such a CLUMSY LOSER. Sure it would be way cheaper to roll your office chair over there and pick it up, but who wants to b... / Continue →
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Because regularly scaring the everliving hell out of your partner is the foundation of every solid relationship, this is a video of a guy driving down the road behind a tractor trailer being towed when he startles his wife awake and tells her they're about to crash. Man, her s... / Continue →
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Because scientists apparently don't care who our new overlords are as long they aren't us, a group of bioengineers from Harvard and the California Institute of Technology have built swimming jellyfish out of silicon rubber and the cells from rat hearts. Soon, they'll be assemb... / Continue →
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Who wears shorts over pants? This is a shot of NASA's next generation spacesuit, the Z-1. No word if it has a zipper fly for an alien quickie in the spacebar bathroom, but an astronaut can dream, can't he? "You're not an astronaut." ONLY BECAUSE OF NASA'S STUPID WEIGHT REST... / Continue →
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Via our sibling site I Watch Stuff: Who says a superhero movie can't be pieced together entirely from the "Americana" and "Gone Fishin'" stock footage collections? Director Zack Snyder this weekend made his case for the matter with the first Man of Steel teaser, which debuted ... / Continue →
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Hiker and amateur photographer Coty Creighton was exploring some trails in the northern Utah mountains when he allegedly spotted a man dressed in a crude goat costume and following a wild herd of the beasts. That...gives me the heebie jeebies. Like when my roommate tried to ge... / Continue →
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Note: No screencap can do the thing justice, just play the video and skip around. This is the 'Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power' exercise machine from Korea. It's supposed to emulate the action of horseback riding, but it looks more like a cross between booty-grinding somebody'... / Continue →
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Remember those lightsaber chopsticks I posted three years ago? Well the manufacturer is back, this time with LIGHT-UP versions ($23). That way you can eat in the dark! Me? I'm already a pro at eating in the dark. *turns on lights* "You have shrimp on your hair." I, uhhhh... / Continue →
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Archaeologists in Austria have discovered a number of 600-year old bras, a find that questions the previously believed notion that corsets came first, THEN bras. So, which did come first, the corset or the bra? SPOILER: the boobs. The boobs definitely came first. Fashion ex... / Continue →
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Note: There's no way you can read that. I don't care if you are Eagle-Eye Man or whatever, save THIS VERSION to be able to read it all (you have to save it, the site limits picture width). This is a chart showing all of Gotham's villains (links to print purchase site), as gro... / Continue →
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These are Redditor Philawesomeraptor's girlfriend's eyeball stitches. She recently got a cornea transplant after suffering from a degenerative eye disease, and this is the result. Admittedly, it's kind of beautifully terrifying. Of course, if I had a degenerative eye disease... / Continue →
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Damn muscles, maybe you should be punching those flies! This is a promo video for Bugasalt, a plastic shotgun that shoots a pinch of salt to kill flying insects. Plus it's way funner than using a fly-swatter. Personally, I like to clap flies with my bare hands, but that's ju... / Continue →
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I lied, they only makes bikini tops. You're still gonna have to wear a dragon hide or whatever for a bottom. Or -- OR -- nothing at all. I'm gonna vote nothing at all provided, you know, GIANT BUSH. One time I went to a nude beach and thought a lady was wearing a silver bi... / Continue →
