This is the AT-AT bunk bed Geekologie reader Derek recently made for his four-year old son. As you can see, the kid looks pretty damn happy with it. And why wouldn't he be? I slept in the garage on a pile of hay growing up and if I ever complained, my sister, who was sleeping in the car, would honk the horn until I cried. Still, despite the hardships, I think I turned out pretty good. "You pull over and weep uncontrollable if anyone ever honks at you while you're driving." Sure, so maybe my psychiatrist says I still have a couple things to work on. "He's a complete wreck." Dammit -- I signed a doctor/patient confidentiality form you dick!
Hit the jump for a bunch more photos of the construction process but a surprising lack of quality finished-product shots. Ahem, Derek!
Thanks Derek, and keep up the great parenting.
This is a legit looking AT-AT bunkbed. I'm not sure who made it, but I just searched Craigslist to see if it was for sale and came up with nothing. I did read a couple funny Missed Connections though. One about a dude who fell in love with the barrista at Starbucks. Here's a... / Continue →
This is a giant AT-AT cathouse built for some lucky-ass cat who probably doesn't even do anything but sleep all day. Jesus, why can't that be my life? I'd be great at licking my genitals in front of company AND shitting everywhere but the litterbox. The interior of the cathou... / Continue →
I want this. No -- I NEED this. Could you imagine me chasing my nieces and nephews around wearing this thing, telling them I'm going to eat them? Me neither. I don't chase, I lure. "Because you're a creep?" WHAT -- no! Because I'm LAZY. *trying to pick up beer off coffee... / Continue →