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The Future: Energy Drink With Self-Cooling Can

June 18, 2012 / cold, cool, drinking gthings, energy drink, glug glug glug, i love how the reporter in the video tells the company's president the drink tastes like ass, i've drank beer out of the trunk out of a '94 buick after it sat out in the sun all day in august AND LIKED IT, marketing, meh, note to self: stock up before trying to walk across death valley, real product, selling things, so like where do i look for this in at the convenience store if it's not in the cooler?, sure why not, the future is now

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This is West Coast Chill, a poorly named energy drink that comes in a self-cooling can. You just press a button on the bottom, and the can will cool the drink inside 30-degrees in 3-5 minutes. No word what happens if the can was already frozen to begin with, but hopefully a giant explosion. Amazingly, a can only costs $4, which is $3 cheaper than I was expecting. Of course the drink contains no caffeine or sugar, so I' not really sure where all your energy comes from. Ground up tiger penis maybe? "I heard that's an aphrodisiac." Jesus -- who the hell told you that? "You did." AND I SPEAK THE TRUTH. *snorts dried witch's nip for invisibility*

Hit the jump for a terrible commercial and a news demo.

Thanks to neolardo, who chills drinks the old fashioned way: with magic. Teach me a cooling spell?

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There are Comments

  • Don't give me that 'delicious' bullshit, lady. I could see in your face that you hated the taste.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    At the moment of taking that miniscule sip she was already worrying about getting explosive diarrhea from drinking that shit.

  • So they put a layer of ammonium nitrate and water separated by a seal that resales when you hit the button. Simple and cheap!

  • MightyMolecule

    kudos on the spokeswoman choice. made me freeze up on first sight.

  • GW is Adam Tod Brown from cracked.com I swear down, they both posted stories about going to DMV and then the doctors at pretty much the same time. Coincidence? I think not, I have unmasked GW bahahahahaaa

  • Derrick Cohodas

    I don't think so... GW's girlfriend (she has a blog but I forget what it's called) always refers to him as "J" so unless it's a weird nickname I don't see it.

  • Gw's girlfriend is also Adam Tod Brown. It's all a massive conspiracy.

  • I'm actually GW...and my woman calls me "J" because I'm also Jesus - nah I'm just joshin ya...I'll go now.

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