This is West Coast Chill, a poorly named energy drink that comes in a self-cooling can. You just press a button on the bottom, and the can will cool the drink inside 30-degrees in 3-5 minutes. No word what happens if the can was already frozen to begin with, but hopefully a giant explosion. Amazingly, a can only costs $4, which is $3 cheaper than I was expecting. Of course the drink contains no caffeine or sugar, so I' not really sure where all your energy comes from. Ground up tiger penis maybe? "I heard that's an aphrodisiac." Jesus -- who the hell told you that? "You did." AND I SPEAK THE TRUTH. *snorts dried witch's nip for invisibility*
Hit the jump for a terrible commercial and a news demo.
Thanks to neolardo, who chills drinks the old fashioned way: with magic. Teach me a cooling spell?
So here's the OFFICIAL reveal of DC Comic's new logo for a number of its franchises. As you can see, they're not nearly as painful as previously expected, but still kinda iffy. Come on -- nobody wants to share a similar looking logo as the Green Lantern! Per waaaaaaay too in... / Continue →
I can't drink JÃ¤ger because it makes my clothes fall off and catch fire and me fight people and break stuff and all kinds of other awesome things that I have to start saving for special occassions. But hey, if you do regularly enjoy black licorice flavored unicorn blood, you'... / Continue →
This is a Twilight themed window display spotted at a toilet store in Austin, Texas. No word if they previously had a Harry Pooper display. Or a Game of Ceramic Thrones one. 50 Shades of Brown? I'm just gonna stop now.
Thanks to carey, who informed me this is probably the ... / Continue →