Seen here looking fresh to death on the first day of summer school, a guy models Hot Topic's $35 DC Comics Batman Logo Hooded Backpack. Admittedly, I kind of want one. But only to wear arms-free, supported by nothing but my head and neck. "That sounds like a terrible idea." You're just jealous I'm gonna be popular!
Thanks to bb, who remembers when it was cool to only wear your bookbag on one shoulder because F*** YOUR POSTURE, that's why.
Children: they're like miniature people with limited vocabularies that still poop their pants on occasion. And now they have superhero raincoats. Obviously, I'm jealous. And not just because of the whole pant-pooping thing, but come on -- movies are long and popcorn passes r... / Continue →
These are some $40 Adventure Time pajamas from ThinkGeek. You can pick from Finn, who has a little Jake in his front pocket and a backpack on, or Jake, who has a little Finn on his chest. Unfortunately every size (even my XXL) is currently sold out, so it looks like it's goin... / Continue →
This is the $150 Dark Knight Batman hoodie from Marc Ecko. It looks... "Kinda crappy." You said it, not me. It reminds me of what a cheap knockoff of a real Batman hoodie might look like.
Yeah, this is no joke. You're looking at the closest thing to taking on the role of Go... / Continue →