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Sail That Mother Into My Yard!: Pirate Ship Fire Pit

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Yaaaar -- set sail for smores!

That...is a nice setup. To the right of the ship you can even see some swords for roasting hot dogs/marshmallows/squirrels. So yeah, this pirate ship fire pit: you want it, I want it, let's go steal it. Then we can alternate ownership on weekends -- I'll even let you have the first one! "You're gonna call the police on me, aren't you?" Already hid a dead body on your property to seal the deal.

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who I refuse to go camping with anymore because he never puts up his tent until it's dark and too late and then wants to share mine. He's a creeper.

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  • PoleCatStrike

    Even better than the pirate ship would be a Viking funeral ship.

  • Ima drink some mead to that!

  • Make the plank of bacon strips.

  • Cover the sails in bacon strips too. :d

  • Don't forget the American cheese :)

  • Very impressive work on this design. There's nothing like roasting your dinner over a burning metal ship.

  • Melissa Weigel

    LOLZ: Pro Tip.
    Hand of the King bitches!

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