Noooooo!: Steam Roller Crushes 1,000's Of Liquor Bottles

These are a bunch of shots from Pakistan of the Coast Guard destroying 1,000's of confiscated liquor bottles (as well as burning a mountain of hash and betel nuts) to celebrate the International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking. Wow, that does NOT sound like my kind of party. Yes, yes it does. One to show up at with an empty backpack. Man, this party's tapped -- I'm out of here. *clink ka-clink clink clink*

Hit the jump for a bunch more of the what are my chances of setting up an oil-drill there and striking booze?

Thanks to Bassist, who loves breaking things to celebrate as much as the next person, but not the booze man, not the booze.

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