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Iffy Avatar-Themed Nightclub Opens In South Africa

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Note: Video ever so slightly NSFW due to some incredibly crappy wall art of nude-boobied Na'vi chicks a little after the 1:00 mark.

This is a promo video for AVASTAR, an Avatar themed nightclub in South Africa that looks suspiciously like a rollerskating rink. The video is hosted by AVASTAR owner Mike Basson, who sounds like he got his business degree out of a cereal box. I give the club till the end of the year before its closed for good and you and I are calling Mike trying to get a deal on some used fog machines.

Hit the jump for the that looks like a terrible time.

Thanks to kiran and Patrick, who don't go to themed clubs unless they're wild west themed and you can spit in spittoons.

There are Comments.
  • So yeah it looks cheap as hell in this ad video but if you search for some random youtube videos about the club it actually looks like it might have a good atmosphere and a lot of hotties... would probably check it out if I ever went there... Am sure there are better clubs tho..

  • Leonidas Argidisouvlaki

    It's only a special kind of Jo'burg doos that frequents nightclubs in Rivonia...

  • Borner

    this makes me ashamed to be a south african

  • No need to be ashamed to be a south african, unless you're afrikaans then this is your mecca

  • Borner

    i r kan lyk to no be a duchie

  • ProfessorJericho

    My fellow countrymen never cease to disappoint me. Just when I felt like South Africa sucked a little less today. Thanks GW.

  • It's a fun fair club. It's run by a guy who clearly runs a fun fair. It's the only way to explain it all - they even have art by the same crap artists that paint the rides.

  • JMeyer47

    Looks like the cuisine is super fancy: http://www.avastar.co.za/image...

  • Ann Elegant√© Neely

    How is this related to Avatar? Because it glows like a Chernobyl worker's spleen?

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

  • LSD for everyone

  • hush404

    Avastar, cuz we spent all our money on lights, we couldn't afford a .com :P

  • Heezy Spaleezy

    Who is that freak and why do I feel like he's trying to sell me an underaged Russian girl?

  • Stark Botha

    Actually, this place is crawling with hot women. Mike Basson might look like he was smoking a weed-cigar but so far the place is a hit..

  • Eric Cook

    I wonder how long before he gets a cease and desist letter from James Cameron.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I feel like I got syphilis just by watching this.

  • *Glowing* syphilis

  • Daniel van Zyl

    Correction *Fiber-optic Syphilis*

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I wonder where it comes from?
    http://www.avastar.co.za/image...

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