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I Told You, It's For SCIENCE: A Glass Microscope Pipe

June 9, 2012 / artist, dammit i said puff puff pass professor wtf?!, drugs and alcohol, drugs are bad kids, experimenting, give a hoot don't poot anywhere near me or i will punch you, glass, holy smokes (technically -- sciency smokes), i am impress, sciece, smoking, stay in school, that...is impressive, weed

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This is a glass collaboration piece from Elbo Glass and Glass Munky. It's a pipe that looks like a microscope. You just put the sample (weed) you want to study (smoke) into the bowl, add a little fire, and TA-DA -- you're experimenting. WITH DRUGS. Be careful folks, marijuana is a notorious gateway drug -- the gateway to good times and new sandwich recipes. But if my parole officer asks I never said that. Sell me some clean urine?

Thanks to Terry, who only smokes out of tin-foil because he heard it weakens your sperm and he needs that to prevent them from trying to burrow through the walls of his balls.

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There are Comments

  • This is really amazing creation, it's make from the total glass. This microscope used very safely, because if we can press or push than loss it.

  • Actually sir, that there is called a bubbler. I have 7.

  • you know that has to be a b!tch to clean.

  • Can this actually be bought somewhere????

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I would hit that like a......um...like a bong?

  • it would be a lot cooler if it actually looked like a microscope and not some sort of Optimus Bong transformer-bowl.

  • very nice

  • that is made for hash oil, you need an adapter to put a push slide for buds on there.

  • Ooo! What pretty colours.

  • $18922249

    I don't smoke and I am not particularly enthralled with glass work (barring of course, Chihuly), but that is pretty slick.

  • Have I gone mad? A weekend update?

    I must be dreaming.

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