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Go Over The Bar!: Dining Table With Swings For Chairs

June 26, 2012 in dining room, fun for all ages, i don't feel so good, motion sickness, one time i had a Combo eating contest with my brother in the car and we both puked for like MILES, one time i puked at thanksgiving and now i always have to sit at the kid's table (just kidding i've always had to sit at the kid's table), pass, puking at the dinner table, swinging, whee!

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This is the Swing Table, a £4,995 (~$7,800) dining room table from Duffy London. Instead of regular chairs though it has swings attached to a frame above the table so you can jump out mid-dinner and land in the mashed potatoes. Everyone will laugh and laugh. Just kidding, your mom will ground you. Just kidding, your mom isn't the kind of woman to buy a swing table in the first place. She is a GOOD LADY. Personally, I'm not too sure how I feel about swinging while I eat because one time I ate a hotdog in a rocking chair and puked half my face off. Literally, now I have to wear one of those Phantom of the Opera masks. I said don't look at me!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots in case you can't decide if this is really the dining room table for you (it totally is though just buy it already).

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Thanks to bb, who doesn't want any playground equipment at the dinner table despite me making a pretty good argument for a twisty-slide.

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  • It's really nice creative ideas. Black and Red colors dining tables are looking pretty good and attractive. Swing dining table make it marvellous and amazing.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    This table makes footsie a death sport...

  • 1) There is no way this is worth anything close to 8000 bucks. For about 100 bucks, you can purchase the steel needed to make this, and if you have any welding skill you can make this.

    2) How long before somebody tries to swing backwards and knocks the crap out of themselves on the front swing?

  • It looks like it's made of paper.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    no pun intended...but you know damn good and well that this will find it's way into a swingers party. everybody all strapped in with their junk hanging out. move the table out of the way and everyone can start swinging around getting poked wherever it lands.

  • I fail to see how you could move away the table in this particular product.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    It would take some modifications but it could be done. A few support beams here and there and it would work.

  • Well, your idea of a removable table, which would allow you to swing more, and have an unobstructed 'Tete-a-Tete' experience, sounds more fun than what the designers of this product intended :)

  • A liberal consumption of alcohol would ensue some deliciously awkward moments.

    Terrible product. And the seats look uncomfortable as hell.

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