Decorating With Squares: Tetris Shapes Pillow Set
This is a $280 Tetris shapes (tetrominos) pillow set from Etsy seller StarGallery. If you're really just hoping for the long stick one that's TOO DAMN BAD because they're only sold as a set. Thankfully, since my mom taught me how to sew like the little daughter she never had, I can make my own. Then start my own Etsy store and sell sets for $250, stealing all of StarGallery's business. "You're just gonna mail boxes filled with dirty towels, aren't you?" Read the sign. "Absolutely no refunds or exchanges." *wink*
-
You know what sucks about dress pants? Everything. They're poorly shaped, rigid, uncomfortable, don't breathe, and cause a dutch-oven effect that make your balls sweat and stick to your boxers. Ugh, my penis is shivering just thinking about it. Kidding, I'm swinging him aro... / Continue →
-
Rehydrate man, your piss is brown! This is fully functional urinal made of Super Nintendo game cartridges. If you're questioning its legitimate-ness, hit the jump for a closeup of the stale urine in the bottom and a video of it getting pissed in (note: NOT for the weak of hea... / Continue →
-
This is a head rendered in Tetris blocks as imagined by Rihards Rozans. I have no idea if he used his own face for the model, but if he did, he's a pretty handsome guy. You know, in a Donkey Kong sort of way. Speaking of which: remember Candy Kong in Donkey Kong Country? I... / Continue →
