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Daaaaaaaaw, The Diablo 3 Cuddling Gamer Couple

June 1, 2012 / couples that game together...apparently grind their privates on each other (and that's cool in my book), daaaaaaaw, diablo, different strokes for different folks, eye candy, gaming, picture, precious moments, who the hell took that picture and what were they doing in that room -- that's what i want to know, you ask some conservative parents and the real diablo in the room is sitting on your boyfriend's lap like that

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This is a picture of a loving couple cuddling and playing Diablo 3 simultaneously. I like how the girl gets the desktop and dude gets a crappy laptop on an ironing board. That's a great metaphor for relationships. Man, sometimes my girlfriend even makes me sit at the kid's table for dinner even though it's just the two of us. But if I've been good she will give me a placemat and some crayons, so there's that. No dessert if I draw penises though :(

Thanks to dibble, who asked what happens if you get a boner. Like, me personally, or the guy in the picture? Because if the guy in the picture gets one he wins the game. If I get one everyone points and laughs like they did that time in fourth grade oh God why I am bringing this up.

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  • Annie Meh

    gross imo.

  • Hah. Joke's on them - they are still in Act 1.

  • fedmstr

    He must be seriously whipped. He is sitting backwards in a folding chair

  • Pedantic Douchebag

    Here you go, guys:
    http://www.coda.org

  • Matthew Mars

    That's adorable :))

  • NoveltyFishHead

    Aww, that's super sweet. Ironing boards make great computer desk since they have that fresh mountain scent.

  • JJtoob

    I'd have a non-stop raging boner the whole time (and not because of Diablo). Yes. I'm single.

  • Visualecho

    I think that is sweet as hell, cheers mate in the photo for snagging a good one. Desktops FTW!
    I wish I had something like that

  • Dani

    I bet $0.69 that cuddling is not the only thing they did in that position while playing.
    * if you know what I mean *

  • Rayn_A

    Tantric Diablo III sex? YESPLEASE!

  • SHOUTING

    This is the worst thing I have ever seen, and not even because of Diablo 3.

  • Sharangir

    "That's a great metaphor for relationships."

    Nonsense. What if the roles were switched? Either way someone will have to get the laptop. And who says the laptop is crappy? My laptop can outperform many dekstop machines.

  • Also on a laptop

    Is no one else amused that it's the girl with the desktop while the guy plays on a laptop on an ironing board while also being a chair? Whipped.

  • Shaun9lives

    No. Look at the room. Looks like a girls room doesn't it? So it's probably her desktop. Why wouldn't she be using her computer? #captainobvious

  • Protip: That's HER desktop computer.

  • Plus, she gets the headphones.

  • Soylent Green Is People

    Jesus fuck, that is just sad.

  • Rayn_A

    I think it counts. He should count himself lucky for having a girl willing to do that. I'd love to have a guy I could cuddle and game with....though maybe not in that exact position.

  • Is that really cuddling? I'm not so sure it counts.

  • doesn't matter; had cuddle

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