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Count Me In (Plus Bleeding): A Throwing Knife Slingshot

June 5, 2012 in dangerous, do want, hurting yourself, knives, man i wish this guy lived in my neighborhood we would be FRIENDS (and maybe even work out together), mooooooom i'm bleeeeeeeeding, oh man i would put so many of those knives through my foot on accident it wouldn't even be funny (it would be sad and bloody), sharp, slingshot, stabbing yourself on accident, why throw when you can shoot

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This is a video of Jorge Sprave demonstrating his latest and greatest way to accidentally kill/maim yourself, the throwing-knife shooting slingshot. Because why waste all your precious arm-power throwing throwing knives when you can shoot throwing knives? Not to mention it fires them way harder and with much deadlier accuracy than you ever could. Haha, I saw you at the Renaissance Fair! You couldn't even hit a tree stump, man. A real ninja would f*** your whole day up.

Hit the jump for a worthwhile video of Jorge blasting the things through an inch-thick board.

Thanks to Brian, who once pinned a ninja attacker to the wall with throwing knives and then stole his belt. OMG -- tell me he was wearing Looney Toons underwear!

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There are Comments

  • I wonder how does this guy make his day money to afford to spend all his time thinking about ways to make weapons out of everything.

  • whacko

    i love how crazy this guy it, I am just glad he's not my neighbor. :)

  • And here I was waiting for his crazy laughter. I feel cheated... :-/

  • Guest

    Game concept artist and programmers should make video game weapons based on what this guy creates (with his approval of course). :D

  • Anne Noise

    Love this crazy guy and his awesome accent. Would do dirty things to him, given the opportunity.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    the zombies would be all over you before you could get it loaded again

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