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Bringing Back The Bush: Underwear With Printed Hair

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This are the Hairy Panties from Tarty Farts Nutty Tarts. They have a big ol' bush printed on the crotch. Actually, it's not THAT big -- I've seen bigger, but I also lived through the 70's. "No, you didn't." Fine, but I've seen some, how can I put this delicately -- HARDCORE ORGY P0RN0S from the era. The drawls cost a staggering $36, which, at least by Old Navy boxer standards, is $31 too much. Besides, if you want a bush, GROW a bush. But if you want a baby, plant a seed. See where I'm going with this? I think it's time you knock your girlfriend up.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of what's up with the bald cooter trend anyways?

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Thanks to bb, who doesn't wear novelty underwear because it's embarrassing for a lover to see. Hey, not for me it's not -- I'm just happy to be there.

There are Comments.
  • Azariel_z

    For me Women on that "subject" are like a "garden"...you take all off is bad...no life on it!!
    If you don't take care...it will grow and grow and loose it's charm.
    Keep it alive!!

  • That reminds me - I need to do some groundskeeping.

  • landscaping

  • Topiary.

  • Geekychick

    Would be better if they came in skin tone

  • Would love to score a pair for my smooth lady, but, uhh... Thirty. Freaking. Pounds. For a single color screenprint on cotton panties? Uh. No. Not even close.

  • I can draw on a pair of cotton panties for you...$2.50

  • rebekahshurman

    Um... Ew?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    so you laser your bush off until you are smooth and bare then wear undies that have fake pubes printed on it. best of both worlds I suppose?

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