Because the internet is already drying up for the weekend, here's a wooden USS Enterprise wind mobile made by Etsy seller RaysScraps. They're available for $75, but unfortunately don't include any wind chimes. I need chimes, dammit! I wanna hear that tingy-ding-ding when I'm out on the patio. I don't really have any money to spend on chimes though, and I guess beggars can't be choosers. Beggars can spit pretty far though, so remember that before you tell them to f*** off and get a job the next time they ask for change. Those loogies do NOT wash out of clothes (but can burn skin).
Hit the jump for two more shots in case you're up IN THE AIR about your purchase decision.
Thanks to Tam, who told me if it was all metal it wouldn't need chimes because it would BE one big chime. Jesus -- slow down Tam, you're blowing my mind.
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