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This. Changes. Everything: Spray Bottle Sriracha Sauce

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God, it's so simple! Why didn't I come up with it? "You drink too much." No -- maybe I don't drink enough. I bet if I'd upped my game by two beers I would've invented it cooking mac & cheese all sloppy drunk one night. But noooooooo, instead all I've got is this stupid noodle splitter I developed to make my Ramen go twice as far. "That's not bad." *breaking over head* IT'S STUPID AND I KNOW IT. Anyway -- Sriracha: you can put it on anything. Including -- INCLUDING -- your nipples and pretend they're little prehistoric volcanoes. Run! Run little dinos -- take refuge in the forest to the south!

Thanks to Kensie, who's convinced there's only one thing Sriracha isn't good on: your eyeballs. Don't knock it till you try it!

There are Comments.
  • "you can put it on anything. Including -- INCLUDING -- your nipples and pretend they're little prehistoric volcanoes".....LOL WUT!?

  • The picture is real, and this has been circling the internets for a while, but it doesn't actually work. Sriracha is way too thick and this setup has been proven wrong multiple times.

  • Broden

    How many sprays to the eyes could you handle of this stuff before flipping out?

    I could prob take... 2. 2 whole sprays.

  • Daisy Daisyington

    FAKE!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

    This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja needed to get to a beauty pagent and Max and his family took her there in a van without a starter. Half way there grandpa died, and that didn't stop them.

  • chris

    this the real daisy? you were missed

  • asdfadfs

    fake daisy, look at the shadows bro

  • TotalRecall

    marry me?

  • kevin dijkshoorn

    yOUR MOM IS FAKE!

  • Mike

    This. Changed. Everything... two years ago when this picture first surfaced.

  • Ann Elegant√© Neely

    Is that white thing on the right a Mameshiba?

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