Spray Gets You Drunk Instantly For Less Than A Minute

Dammit girl, get a Band-Aid on that finger!

This is Quantum Sensations, an aerosol spray containing 0.075ml of alcohol that, when sprayed into the mouth, makes the user instantly drunk for a couple seconds. Wait -- then why doesn't Binaca breath spray do the same thing? Regardless, who only wants to be drunk for only seconds at a time? I want to get that way, and I want to STAY that way. Forever.

With a typical drink containing 40 to 60ml of alcohol, the scientists say it would take a thousand sprays to get the equivalent amount of alcohol into your system.

Unveiling the spray in Paris yesterday, Starck said: 'The question is how to do good without doing harm. Wahh is an alternative that offers the idea of ​​intoxication without its adverse effects.'

The product is about to go on sale in Europe for 20 Euros, with each capsule offering 21 'shots'. UK distribution plans have not been unveiled yet.

Sounds a lot like nitrous. Except nitrous doesn't make you feel drunk, it makes you feel like you're traveling in a spaceship going warp-speed. It's a terrible time -- stay in school, kids.

Thanks to Jeff, Badymaru, Jonas, Cy and LupusYonderBoy, who agree the key is maintaining your desired level of "faded" without going overboard and pounding shots then trying to fight a bathroom urinal. It's a delicate balance.

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