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Potato Daddy: Mr. Potato Head As Bioshock Big Daddy

May 23, 2012 in big daddy, bioshock, clever, cute, good job, good lookin', growing up, half-true story, i like, i would give anything to return to rapture, man the sound of that drill revving up used to give me nightmares (sike only the spider splicers did), modding things, pretending you're something that you're not, sure why not, toys

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This is a gallery of Potato Daddy, a Big Daddy version of Mr. Potato Head created by Flickr user Ginger Troll (the worst kind of troll). Personally, I would have called him Spud Daddy, but that's just me and I spend hours thinking about stuff like this. A brief biography of the Mr. Potato Head I've had since I was six:

From GW age 6-15: Mr. Potato Head lived in my toy chest and stored all his extra pieces and some LEGO blocks in his ass.
From GW age 15-24 : Mr. Potato Head lived in the back of my closet and stored all my drugs and drug paraphernalia in his ass.
From GW age 24-Present: Mr. Potato Head lives on my bedside table and stores all my sex toys in his ass plus scattered around his feet because they don't all fit anymore. It...it's a collection.

Hit the jump for shots from all angles.

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Thanks to Britannia, who asked me why Mr. Potato Head was vibrating and I just smiled that cool, come hither kinda smile and she knew -- she knew.

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  • The potato daddy is really very impressive toy, if fact I have never seen this kind of any toy before. The lighting of potato daddy's is also awesome. It is something different toy.

  • Nanananananana

    that's awesome. He can hide a little sister in his butt

  • He should include one of those Pizza Planet Martians dressed as a little sister,

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