But I like my pizza square -- just like from the school cafeteria.
Because the internet has dried up worse than a dog turd on the sidewalk in August, here are Pizza Plates, a $40 set of four single-slice novelty pizza plates. You know, for the person who seriously has EVERYTHING. Literally -- if you don't already have a hotdog juicer and steak spoons these aren't for you. Me? I don't have a dishwasher so I eat everything off paper plates. "But you're killing trees!" Please, you ever talked to a tree before? THEY ALL WANT TO DIE.
Thanks to Cameron, who eats pizza the way it was intended: two slices stacked on top of each other with ranch in the middle. Mmmm, love me a pizza ranch sandwich.
Network Exec 1: What's big right now?
Network Exec 2: My daughter said something about a Pictionary ripoff on her iPhone.
Network Exec 1: I'll buy the rights.
*both laugh and light cigars with the script of my pilot*
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