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DISGUSTING: Alleged Naked Zombie Attack In Miami

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I didn't want to post this because it's f***ing disgusting but I've gotten the tip at least a hundred times now and will probably get it hundred more because people don't understand that there's more to Geekologie than just the front page, but...I digress. A naked man was fatally shot after attacking another man under a bridge in Miami and eating his face off. This is not how I envisioned my morning going.

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man's face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.


The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing.

Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced.

Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

You know what I find most disturbing about this whole thing? How many people sent me this tip EXCITED that the zombie apocalypse was starting. WTF is wrong with you people? You're all too trigger happy -- that's what. I'm almost afraid to stumble home from the bar drunk now because one of you is gonna shoot me.

Thanks to everyone who sent this. Less thanks to the people who sent me this including a pic of the victim's face with no warning. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

There are Comments.
  • Juan Luna

    Did anyone else notice the Resident Evil screenshot that was used?!

  • Chris Foral

    Yea that scene scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. That image is burned into my memory.

  • handicappedentertainment

    If they find he had kuru after the autopsy then I think there's a serious problem.

  • http://www.google.com/hostedne...
    This undated booking mug made available by the Miami-Dade Police Dept., shows Rudy Eugene, 31, who was shot and killed by Miami-Dade Police after he refused to stop eating another man's face in Miami, Saturday, May 26, 2012. The victim remains hospitalized in critical condition

  • He SNARLED at the cop when he tried to stop him. you left that out.....also its like the 5th face biting incident in the last couple weeks in Florida...

    and silly GW using that pic of a very white zombie when it was a black dude lol

  • I live in Miami, and I was at work a couple of blocks down when this
    happened. If you really think about it and put together all the news
    that's been happening here in Florida, you'll see that something isn't
    right. I'll link you guys to the stories that's happened this month
    that relates to this.

    5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...

    5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
    http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/t...

    5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
    http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/...

    5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
    http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110...

    5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off
    http://www.nbcsandiego.com/new...

    5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
    http://www.miamiherald.com/201...

    5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
    http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110...

    5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012...

    5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...

    5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
    http://abcnews.go.com/US/flori...

    5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe's employees, resists arrest
    http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/...

    Now i'm not one to think about zombies, vampires and other such things,
    but I think that we should really put more money into our space program
    and GTFO of earth and onto another planet... shit, I'd settle with
    planet Vulcan.

  • Thanks for the research :)

  • Ed

    This is just another day in Florida. Move along nothing to see here.

  • Cakeflourz

    Ooo it's like that episode of Miami Vice with the Nakedguy who eats raw meat out of his victims refrigerator.

  • Quillsy

    Well since it was in Miami....Florida IS a peninsula. If it starts to spread down there we should just plant come explosives along the part of Florida that connects to the rest of the US and break that bitch off. Float free little Zombie Island! Float free!

  • handicappedentertainment

    I'm excited for the zombie apocalypse. It's gonna be fantastic.

  • Guest

    ...aaaand this is exactly why I'm never going to Miami...there is just too much violence and face eating people.

  • disaidra

    Well, if it is the zombie apocalypse, it's happening slow enough that we should be able to handle it. If the victim turns, then we'll know for sure.

  • Really? theres pics of the victims face? i gotta see. LINK ME SOMBODY!!!

  • Herpster

    http://rilokersed.tumblr.com/p...
    I'm not sure if its real but thats some fucked up shizzle! :s
    http://twitpic.com/9qidv7

  • and the before shot:
    http://www.google.com/hostedne...
    (the one on the left)

  • God damn!

  • You forgot the part where he growled at the cop! Could just be crappy news reporting, but the growling part is what made me piss my pants for LIFE

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