This is the men's public restroom in the Celestial Heights residential building in Hong Kong. They managed to (legally) pack eight urinals into a 2.5-square meter (~27-square foot) bathroom. Could you actually pee without seeing another man's dangle? Not a chance, not even if you're the only one in there. You know what I hate? The bathrooms with a giant mirror running the length of all the urinals. How are you supposed to NOT make eye contact with another man with his peen in his hand? Exactly -- close your eyes and pray to the goddess of aim. Oh heavenly Urethra, please guide my stream to the urinal and not my khakis.
Thanks to ShroomNZ, who only pees in empty restrooms with lockable doors. SAME.
THe e-Urinal is a terribly named conceptual pisser by Royce Zhang that has sensors capable of measuring your body's most important health acronyms like PH/SG/URO/BLO/WBC/PRO/GLI/BIL/KET. Granted I have no clue what any of those are, or if it's even possible to measure them mea... / Continue →
When I was in the hospital under 24-hour watch after a car accident, the nurse told me I had two options: a catheter, or to pee in a marked bottle WHILE ON CAMERA every time I had to go. Now listen -- I'm the kind of guy who can't pee in a bathroom if there's someone else in t... / Continue →
This is a commercial for LG's new 21:9 UltraWide monitor that's allegedly so lifelike that if it plays a video of some chicks looking at you while you're trying to pee it makes it super hard to open your floodgates. Presumably the guys all knew they were being filmed because r... / Continue →