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Because Dangerous = Fun: DIY Steak Knife Chainsaw

May 22, 2012 in chainsaw, cutting yourself, dangerous = fun (fact!), diy, homemade, hurting yourself, i can juggle knives i'm just saying (i do birthdays), i'm bleeding (no really i am i bit a hangnail and it ripped), knives, making things you probably shouldn't, that seems kinda useless for the zombie apocalyse i'm just being practical

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To prove he's not just a one trick pony Nord, here's a video of slingshot aficionado Joerg Sprave with his homemade portable-drill powered steak knife chainsaw. It's not really a chainsaw though -- it's belt driven. Me? I'm chauffeur driven. "The bus doesn't count." Haha, I've been banned from public transportation anyways so I have to ride my fixie-bike everywhere. "You are not a hipster." *twirling handlebar mustache* No? "Please tell me that's not cat hair." Well it's not ALL cat hair.

Hit the jump for the video demo.

Thanks to Mark and brandon, who agree that thing is far too impractical for anything but really hurting yourself.

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  • Hazakabammer

    I hope I don't meet this man in the epicalypse!!

  • Philyboy

    I just love how this guy has little plastic safety goggles on, like if this thing malfunctions all he's got to worry about is eye safety...

  • He has the strange obsession for oddly themed weapons, and now he has an evil laugh to match.

  • Nanananananana

    "My homemade steak saw... AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA" - This guy has one evil maniacal laugh

  • Guest

    Would you folks think that Freddy Kruger would be much scarier if he had this instead?

  • I'd like to see him cut some meat with that sucker!

  • Preferably *dead* meat.

  • any meat will do.

  • Any meat that's left after meeting that guy would likely end up dead for sure ;)

  • Man, I hope this guy has my back when the zombie apocalypse comes.

  • $18922249

    Oh my... what could possibly go wrong?

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