Back The Future On A Budget: DeLorean Brand Bicycles
Want to travel back in time and go to prom because you never did? You're a waste of a time traveler. But for those of us with serious time-traveling aspirations comes this line of DeLorean brand bicycles. Just add a bike basket, toss a flux capacitor in there, and you'll be killing Hitler faster than he can say, "Mein schwanz ist so groß wie mein Schnurrbart," (My d*ck is as big as my mustache). The bikes will start at *massive spit-take* $5,500 and will be available in three different models for direct sale from their website soon. The only question is, how will we get them up to 88MPH? "Get towed behind a sports car?" JESUS -- I want to time travel, not die. I say we ride them off a cliff.
Hit the jump for some closeups.
Thanks to Curtis, who agrees there's nothing worse than time traveling back to the past only for some @$$hole caveman to steal your bike tires and try to claim he invented the wheel.
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Note: Larger version HERE. This is a TARDIS DeLorean (TarDeLorean) Photoshopped together by artist Pacta for a DeLorean themed photo-manipulation contest. If it were real, I would totally drive it. But since it's not, I'm limited to sitting on the couch IMAGINING I'm driving... / Continue →
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Desktop worthy full-res picture HERE and interior dash HERE. In 1995 Texas entrepreneur Stephen Wynne bought the rights to the Delorean Motor Company and a warehouse of the manufacturer's original parts. Since then, the company has been repairing old models and making custom ... / Continue →
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This is a 1:15 scale time-traveling LEGO DeLorean built by LegoManiac Orion Pax (of LEGO BTTF2 Hill Valley fame). The build is pure LEGO with the exception of a coat of silver spraypaint. I would have just left it flat-grey myself, but I've never built anything remotely decen... / Continue →
