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28-Lb Sandwich Is World's Meatiest (Most Kinds Of Meat)

May 24, 2012 / deadly deliciousness, dying happy, eye bacon, eye candy, f*** my arteries!, giant, good lookin', good lord, great googly moogly, heart attack, holy smokes, i had clam chowder and a grilled cheese for lunch if you must know, meat, now that is a sub, that's a lot of meat, what no man meat?!, what say you epic meal time?, world's

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This is a 28-pound sandwich with 35 different styles of meat created by British chef Tristan Welch to celebrate Man v. Food show debuting on the Food Network UK. Hold onto your arteries, here comes the breakdown:

120g Ndjua

260g roast beef
120g boiled ham
160g Proscuitto
150g honey-roast ham
90g cooked turkey
155g cooked chicken
155g garlic chicken
180g smoked duck breast
120g cooked pork
120g roast ham
280g corned beef
150g German salami
150g Italian sausage
240g cured ham
80g French peppercorn salami
70g Saucisson Sec de Provence
70g herbed Saucisson Sec de Provence
360g chorizo
70g serrano ham
80g pastrami
140g pancetta
150g bacon
70g garlic salami
70g Italian salami
80g dry-cured Proscuitto
380g Bratwurst sausage
150g breaded ham
100g Mortadella
100g Speck
150 Parma ham
65g Jambon Iberico de Bellota
140g Finocchiona
70g wild boar pork salami
100g smoked venison
250g beetroot, sliced
110g assorted salad leaves
1 large red onion, sliced into rings
680g gherkins, sliced
1 large loaf of bread

AHAHAHAHAHAHA -- out of 28-lbs it literally has 2.5-pounds of non-meat ingredients plus the bread. That....wow. Now, I know what you're thinking. "The diarrhea would be worth it." So f***ing worth it.

Hit the jump for several more shots.

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There are Comments

  • The fuck... so none of you ever heard of EPIC MEALTIME?

  • No Lamb? tisk, tisk.

  • #Altonbrown is the only TV chef I trust to make me a sandwich

  • technically its Man V Food nation which is "sequel" of sorts where the challengers now is not Adam but people in the current episode being coached by Adam how to tackle said resident food challenge... detail on the flag

  • But we've had Man Vs Food on Food Network UK for ages :/

  • In your face you vegan hipster cock fags!

  • Wheres epic meal time when you need them!

  • theres no way a challenge like that can be completed by one guy...?! then again Adam won that 75 lbs steak challenge...

  • Problem, vegans?

  • Kevin Miller

    Needs more bacon.

  • That's a creative way of disposing a body.

  • *sigh* Now that the Brits have also mastered putting a garbage bag worth of meat on a loaf of bread, we might be witnessing the end of American exceptionalism.

  • kinda a waste seeing as you wouldnt be able to taste all those different meats mixed together

  • Gee, I'm gaining weight just looking at that thing!

  • Cut that $#it up, Boyardee, or I won't be impressed.

  • Coming soon to a McDonalds near you!

  • Merica

    ...meanwhile people starve in other areas in the world.

  • Then maybe you should sell your PC/Laptop/Tablet/Smarthphone/whatever and donate the money to charity in that areas.

  • Merica

    maybe you should learn how to properly compose a sentence then proceed to suck my balls for money and i could donate that to the poor. suck'em dry!

  • First: Awww! Excuse me for not being perfect because english isn't my first language.
    And second: Naaaah, I don't think you have enough money to pay me, otherwise you wouldn't be here whining about the poor. So I'll pass, sorry. :)

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