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May 27, 2012 - June 2, 2012 Archives

  • June 1, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like Gandalf (cast a healing spell on that shit, bro!), a 69-year old trucker who's had the left side of his face exposed to the sun for 28 years (from the driver's side window) shows off the notable difference in skin texture from the right, norm... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    This is a teaser trailer confirming the future release of a LEGO Lord of the Rings video game probably due out sometime after the world ends. It doesn't really show anything except for an animation of the "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Balrog scene, but I guess that's enough. The good... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    WHY IS THERE A GRAPE TOOTSIE ROLL POP ON THE FLOOR -- and can I have it? These are a couple pictures of DeviantARTist volfraider's Assassin's Creed inspired hidden gun/blade combo. The gun hides up your sleeve until, SNIKT! -- there's a gun in your hand and you're waving it a... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    This is a picture of a loving couple cuddling and playing Diablo 3 simultaneously. I like how the girl gets the desktop and dude gets a crappy laptop on an ironing board. That's a great metaphor for relationships. Man, sometimes my girlfriend even makes me sit at the kid's t... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    This is the AT-AT bunk bed Geekologie reader Derek recently made for his four-year old son. As you can see, the kid looks pretty damn happy with it. And why wouldn't he be? I slept in the garage on a pile of hay growing up and if I ever complained, my sister, who was sleepin... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    Seen here spotting a great deal on capris, a rebooted Green Lantern (the Alan Scott version, not the Hal Jordan version -- this was just the best pic I found when I Googled 'Green Lantern gay') will be revealed as a lover of men in the second issue of 'Earth 2' due out next wee... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    This is a video from a submersible surveying underwater cable routes a half-mile beneath the ocean's surface when it spots Batman. Well, not Batman himself, probably just the latest Bat-Sub that Lucius Fox designed for him. What's he doing down there? Your guess is as good a... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    Note: Video slightly NSFW for audio (moaning). This is a portrait-shot video (you dummy!), of a girl who left her laptop unattended in the university library, and her prankster/sped friend behind the camera decided to make it start blaring a p0rn video. I had to read the Yout... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2012
    Because what good is Satan if you can't chain him under a grill in the back of a truck and use his heat to cook some burgers, the 666 Burger foodtruck in New York is offering a $666 'Douche Burger', beating the previous record holder for world's most expensive burger by over $3... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2012
    God, it's so simple! Why didn't I come up with it? "You drink too much." No -- maybe I don't drink enough. I bet if I'd upped my game by two beers I would've invented it cooking mac & cheese all sloppy drunk one night. But noooooooo, instead all I've got is this stupid noo... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2012
    Seen here still trying to make love to the camera despite the fact his mom's giving him a scrub-down with a f***ing toilet brush, Brazilian Paulo Henrique dos Santos works at removing the green paint he used to cosplay as The Hulk. Because it wasn't just ordinary paint, you se... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2012
    Solo sex games: they're by far the least fun of all the sex games. Second only to all-dude sex games (unless you're gay, in which case that sounds like a great time or fraternity initiation). But sadly, a Wolverine impersonator in England learned the hard way that you should ... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2012
    What, no 'Salt from the tears of GW crying during a chick flick?' This is a series of salts made from human tears by purveyor to the monsters Hoxton Street Monster Supplies in the UK. The site is set up to make you think they're actually made from human tears, but SPOILER: th... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2012
    These are two videos from Russia and the Ukraine (respectively). The first shows a couple of crazy f***ing Ruskies doing pullups (including the no-hand version in the screencap) and other terrifying exercises while hanging from the side of a crane. The second is a guy in the ... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2012
    Oh man, I just got back from a wedding. I think the theme was "shitfest." This Asia and Matt. Asia and Matt decided to have a Minecraft themed wedding, and these are the pictures of it. It looks very tastefully done. No word if a Creeper tried creeping into the women's res... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2012
    This is a small (three picture) gallery of Redditor Irv's female friend cosplaying as everyone's least favorite fairy companion, Navi. I guess she has her shining ability turned off, because in the game she just looked like a flashlight beam with wings. What was Nintendo thin... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like the base of a peenor doodle, a man trolls a lil spider by drawing a line wherever he wants to go, causing him to turn around and try another route. I'm not sure if it's the smell of fresh ink or the line itself that freaks the little guy out... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2012
    Plastic beads, my favorite! This is the Kuru-Kuru Nabe (Round and Round Pot) invented by Japanese dentist Hideki Watanabe using dental plaster to coat the insides of a pot. When water boils inside, it creates a natural whirlpool, gently stirring your (let's not kid ourselves)... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2012
    Geekologie reader Richard 'Convoy' T. found these homemade Pokemon-style cards "on the floor." Me? I found a bunch of similar ones "in a backpack." What? I was hungry and some kids' moms pack a great lunch. No word if Richard has made an effort to return the cards to their... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2012
    Make it a duet? This is the Guitar Pee, a custom urinal commissioned by Billboard Music Brasil and installed in their office that allows a user to play a jam with their urine stream by hitting the different strings with varying pressure. Then, when you're done, you can downlo... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2012
    NOTE: PROBABLY CONTAINS SPOILERS. This is a 17-minute video compilation of almost all the spells being cast from all eight Harry Potter movies. Plus the movies are in order so you can find your favorite! My favorite? Gosh, it's so hard to choose. Probably the one from the ... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2012
    This is a miniature humanoid robot that sits on your shoulder and says all the same stuff and makes all the same gestures that a remote friend of yours controlling the thing does (Note: the picture on the right is just the proposed future of the concept, where there's no robot ... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2012
    This is a conceptual Iron Man iron from an artist who's name may or may not be *squinting* Mái? I don't know. I got the tip several times with jokes included like, "It's an Iron, Man!" and "Iron Man -- iron!" and one time with the joke, "Shouldn't it be, Iron Woman, iron!" T... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2012
    Because scientists are always doing things they shouldn't, a group of (presumably D.A.R.E. sponsored) researchers in Israel have developed a strain of weed that won't get you high. You know, because what else are you gonna smoke alongside your non-alcoholic beer? I say try cr... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2012
    "Bee-balling," the act of Japanese honeybees surrounding an enemy wasp and then all vibrating their flight muscles to raise the internal temperature of the ball high enough to cook their enemy, has been known about for some time. And now researchers at the University of Tokyo ... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2012
    Note: These aren't all the designs, click HERE to see the whole set. This is a series of Mass Effect character hoodies from DeviantARTist lupodirosso. Lupodirosso designed them all, then sent an email to Bioware telling them they should produce them, which the company has agr... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2012
    So Norway has announced that it's selling off Olavsvern Naval Base, a state of the art submarine base on the northern coast of the country for $17.5-million. That means if we each save up $1,750, then it'll only take 10,000 of us to buy the thing. I'm not sure how many it sle... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2012
    This is a picture circulating the interwebs of an alleged Death Star firepit which is obviously fake because if you take THIS PICTURE RIGHT HERE, flip it horizontally, and superimpose it over the grill you can see that's exactly what the person who made the picture did. Listen... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2012
    GET. THE MERMAN. OUT OF THERE. How this flew under my radar is beyond me because I swear I had a Google Alert set for Ariel related cosplay, but I'm kidding -- I'm not 26 anymore and I'm way past that. This is a series of girls cosplaying as Ariel and her mermaid sisters all... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2012
    This is a video compilation from beer lovers Chris Sumers and Adam Young opening a bunch of beer bottles with things not made for opening beer bottles. Things like skateboards, belly buttons, power tools, animal hooves -- you name it. "Penises?" No penises. You catch me whe... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2012
    This is a couple pictures and a video of the 55-gallon aquarium Redditor jennyleighb's roommate decorated with a custom LEGO Super Mario Bros. scene he built. Pet fish never had it so good! Still, you know what it needs? "A skeleton pirate drinking out of a jug of rum?" Exa... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2012
    This is a video of a guy who (allegedly) modded a 12-guage shotgun to allow the action of a compound bow to push the firing pin and send a shell on its way. I don't know about you, but I like my shotguns small enough to be concealed in a pant leg. There's some debate over the... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2012
    I didn't want to post this because it's f***ing disgusting but I've gotten the tip at least a hundred times now and will probably get it hundred more because people don't understand that there's more to Geekologie than just the front page, but...I digress. A naked man was fata... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2012
    Everybody have a good holiday weekend? I hope so. I'm gonna be honest -- I half missed you yesterday. It was the masochistic half. This is a video from the BBC of a story discussing Syria and the United Nations Security Council, but they accidentally use the logo for the Un... / Continue →