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+20 Lure: Highly Questionable Meat Armor

May 21, 2012 / armor, attracting the wrong kind of attention, bet i could get an arrow through that i'm just saying, doing it wrong, getting eaten, he was never seen again, i've seen it all now, lions and tigers and bears, meat, no no no no no, no thank you, so much for stealth mode, tiger bait, wtf is wrong with you

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Is that...a tail?

I guess it's armor in the sense that, yes, there's a layer of something between you and the outside world, it just so happens that layer smells and tastes delicious to any m eat-eating animal. So basically it's bait armor -- half protection, half attraction. Like donning all-black ninja gear to infiltrate an enemy's castle, then setting yourself on fire a mile from the gate.

Thanks to Tam, who has money riding on whatever wild Pokemon appears to fight this guy. Any of them -- including Snorlax mid-nap.

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  • Can't tell if walking kebab or lady gaga's fashion adviser.

  • I can't be sure, but I think this is Chinese contemporary Artist Zhang Huan, based on a performance piece he did back in 2002. It involved running around New York in similar getup, releasing doves while Buddhist nuns sang. That sounds completely insane, but I swear it makes more since when you actually see it. Description here, but it makes even less sense than what I just typed [http://www.zhanghuan.com/ShowW...]

  • $18922249

    Take THAT other species!

  • IT'S SLOBBERIN' TIME!!!!

  • I'll take mine rare please.

  • Does it come in different flavors?

  • That guy has got a tail.

  • $18922249

    Doesn't everyone?

  • dudes have em in the front.

  • Nanananananana

    + status affliction: Mad cow disease

  • Guest

    Getting Muscular: You're doing it wrong.

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