Why So Serious?: Man With Bat Symbol Mustache

Damn bro, you trying to kill me with a stare or what? Just kidding, I'm not scared because 1. Batman doesn't kill and 2. it's more than a little hard to take you seriously with that thing on you face. No word what Robin thinks of it, but Alfred had this to say: "Thank God his parents aren't around to see that ridiculous dickbroom."

Thanks to Sandy and Rebekah, who claims she saw an old lady on the bus last week with like a full lumberjack beard. *PUKING HARD*

• But That's What Alfred Is For!: Batman Toilet Paper Holder

  August 15, 2012

  Now make Harley Quinn pole-dancing on a toilet brush. This is a custom Batman toilet paper holder made by Redditor conrick. He stands 31-inches tall and only dispenses the good stuff. None of that newsprint toilet paper you can still read the headlines on. I dunno though, I... / Continue →
• Yeah You Did: Dual Dinosaurs Beard And Mustache

  April 11, 2013

  This are both sides of some dude's beard featuring a raptor and apatosaurus facing off in battle. Or maybe just standing there making eyes at each other. Apparently the beard won some school's 'teacher beard growing competition', which, as far as prestige goes, is only one st... / Continue →
• Smart Thinking: Watch Some Spaz Trying To Protect His Car From Hail Damage With His Own Flailing Body

  March 1, 2013

  This is a video of some guy in Argentina trying to protect his car from hail damage by breast-stroking around on top of it. At some point a friend comes out with a rug to help but quickly realizes his buddy is a moron and retreats back inside for some hot cocoa and to troll fo... / Continue →