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Wait, WHAT?!: Robot Hookers, The Future Of Sex Tourism

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First of all, the fact that sex tourism even exists depresses the hell out of me. I'll take a beach and a tropical drink over a prostitute aaaaaaany day. But that's just me, and I'm not a big ball of sadness, desperate to get his dangle-down played with. Enter robotic prostitutes, the alleged future of sexual tourism.

The futuristic scenario of sex tourism suggests android prostitutes will reign supreme, eliminating the risk of contracting sexually transmitted infections in an industry free from sex slavery.


Their paper: Robots, Men And Sex Tourism, published in the journal Futures, imagines a sex club in Amsterdam named Yub-Yum.

Sexual tourists will pay about 10,000 Euro ($12,672) [GW's note: *spitting coffee* $12,000 -- ARE YOU INSANE?!] for an all-inclusive service from massages and lap dances to intercourse from the scantily-clad sexbots parading around.

The androids would be made of bacteria resistant fibre and would be flushed for human fluids, therefore guaranteeing no STIs are transferred between consumers.

Clients could feel guilt free as they actually have not had sex with a real person and would not have to lie to their partner.

$12,000 for service?! Nobody's gonna pay that except robot fetishists AND THEY SHOULD ALL BE ROUNDED UP AND JAILED ANYWAYS. Also, LOLOL @ "clients would not have to lie to their partner".

Hey honey, I'm home! Oh, and I had sex with a robot. No big dealio -- not a real person.
"GET THE F*** OUT OR DIE."

Thanks to Cy and blaqk_panda, who're convinced the researchers didn't think this whole thing through considering robots can still carry viruses. Nobody wants their pecker blue-screening!

There are Comments.
  • Benj Fenrir-Silverblood Cannon

    >THEY SHOULD ALL BE ROUNDED UP AND JAILED ANYWAYS. Also, LOLOL @ "clients would not have to lie to their partner".

    Is the author of this 12? Sexuality is changing everyday. They aren't hurting anyone, providing they still maintain human contact with other people, otherwise it would result in even less human interaction in general. Don't be such a dick.

  • Why is the writer of this article so judgmental? Was he molested as a child?

  • Mel Theofficegamergirl

    Because women using vibrators is any different. Fucking a robot is not cheating, not in the least. Also, the person who wrote this seems to be very uptight. They probably need a good fucking as well. No one should be jailed for a fetish, ESPECIALLY if it's not really inflicting harm upon anyone. Please remove your head from your arse. Thank you.

  • ZanshinKyo

    What if putting their head in the arse is their fetish?

  • artilleryboy

    Imagine all the jobs that will be taken by these robots.

  • Jean199999

    Finally an answer to "Forever alone".

  • What of they were like Jude Law in AI?  SOLD BITCHES

  • artilleryboy

    If it was a bit cheaper

  • Aher42

     $12,000 will be dirt cheap by 2050.

  • Zoggman

    My Wife said if I had sexy with a robot it would still be cheating. $12,000 wasted!

  • I don't know what you guys are chatting about... i'm so up for robot sex! FTW

  • 10000€ for a scary latex-puppet, who maybe rip your pecker of, while it tries to give you a handjob? 

  • I like how the paper is called 'Robots, MEN and sex tourism'. This is the world we live in. *Sigh*

  • Sex is what makes us different. Plus prostitutes are mostly women, and people that pay to have sex are mostly men. Although I suppose that could also be attributed to the way society is.

  • I blame society for portraying men as all perverts.

  • Hartmut Jager

     They are Not?
    Of course, if you do not consider wars and killing each other for centuries -  as not pervert  - than you may have a point.

  • Wars and killing has nothing to do with being a pervert. As per the O.E.D.: pervert - noun: a person whose sexual behaviour is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable.

  • It's our own fault, we should be trying harder to hide it :P

  • NetraAmorosi

    I think the point she might of been trying to make is that there are also female perverts and "sex tourists", its not all men thing.

  • it's hookerbot 5000

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