Cokes For Hugs: Vending Machine Offers Soda For Love
Damn bro, you only have to hug the thing. Dry humping it isn't gonna score any Doritos.
This is a vending machine located somewhere in Singapore as part of Coca-Cola's 'Open Happiness' campaign. The machine dispenses a free Coke for giving it a hug. Give that robot a hug, are you nuts?! What if it tries to suck my peenor into the change slot or something? No, you know what I'm gonna do? "Jam your arm up the shoot till it gets stuck and you have to call the police to free you?" More than likely, yes. But in my vision of grandeur a friend and I would jumpkick the machine from opposite sides till it emptied the entirety of its caffeinated contents onto the sidewalk. Then we'd set up a lemonade stand selling nothing but Coke. "That would make it a Coke stand." I HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE IN MARKETING, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
Hit the jump for a brief video of the machine in action.
This Huggable Vending Machine Will Never Love You [gizmodo]
Thanks to Shannon, who doesn't believe in free love or free Cokes. No? What about free bird? AAAND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAAAAAAAIIIIN.
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