Because people are living too long and the queue at the pearly gates is too short, Pizza Hut has introduced a new pizza crust stuffed with hotdogs. Unfortunately, it's currently only available at Pizza Huts in the UK, probably in a bid to plump up Europeans to US proportions. Did I mention the crust comes with a FREE mustard drizzle? Because it does. That's like a two-cent value FOR FREE. No word on what an extra drizzle will cost you, but my guess is diarrhea. One time when I was driving I ate a 7-11 hotdog so fast and without drinking anything that it got stuck in my throat and I had to puke out the window so I wouldn't choke to death. Just kidding, that was an egg-salad sandwich. Somebody honked at me!
Hot dog stuffed-crust pizza: Has junk food jumped the shark? [msnbc]
Thanks to ray, who agrees a pizza-stuffed hotdog would be even better due to its portability. OMG -- I'd stuff my pockets with them!
Because God forbid you roll raw hamburger into turd shapes by hand, the Ham Dogger does it for you. You just slap some hamburger meat in there, press the top on, and presto, another piece of junk to take up precious cabinet space. Admittedly, it is great for measuring penises... / Continue →
Network Exec 1: What's big right now?
Network Exec 2: My daughter said something about a Pictionary ripoff on her iPhone.
Network Exec 1: I'll buy the rights.
*both laugh and light cigars with the script of my pilot*
Because 'Win, Lose or Draw' and 'Pictionary' haven't already... / Continue →
But I like my pizza square -- just like from the school cafeteria.
Because the internet has dried up worse than a dog turd on the sidewalk in August, here are Pizza Plates, a $40 set of four single-slice novelty pizza plates. You know, for the person who seriously has EVERY... / Continue →