Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial

This Is Why You're Fat: Pizza Hut's Hotdog-Stuffed Crust

April 9, 2012 / cheese and meat, drive it in you!, fat food, hotdogs, i can feel my heart struggling to beat just thinking about it, iffy, man i would punish that pizza so hard and pay the price for like four hours afterward then go back for more because i'm a f***ing idiot glutton, pizza, questionable, this is why you're fat, ugh, yes i would try that!, you only live once

hotdog-pizza-crust.jpg

Because people are living too long and the queue at the pearly gates is too short, Pizza Hut has introduced a new pizza crust stuffed with hotdogs. Unfortunately, it's currently only available at Pizza Huts in the UK, probably in a bid to plump up Europeans to US proportions. Did I mention the crust comes with a FREE mustard drizzle? Because it does. That's like a two-cent value FOR FREE. No word on what an extra drizzle will cost you, but my guess is diarrhea. One time when I was driving I ate a 7-11 hotdog so fast and without drinking anything that it got stuck in my throat and I had to puke out the window so I wouldn't choke to death. Just kidding, that was an egg-salad sandwich. Somebody honked at me!

Hot dog stuffed-crust pizza: Has junk food jumped the shark? [msnbc]

Thanks to ray, who agrees a pizza-stuffed hotdog would be even better due to its portability. OMG -- I'd stuff my pockets with them!

  •
    Iffy 'Ham Dogger' Molds Hamburger Meat Into Hot Dogs
    July 27, 2012
    Because God forbid you roll raw hamburger into turd shapes by hand, the Ham Dogger does it for you. You just slap some hamburger meat in there, press the top on, and presto, another piece of junk to take up precious cabinet space. Admittedly, it is great for measuring penises... / Continue →
  • Sketch Show: 'Draw Something' Becoming Game Show?
    June 19, 2012
    Network Exec 1: What's big right now? Network Exec 2: My daughter said something about a Pictionary ripoff on her iPhone. Network Exec 1: I'll buy the rights. *both laugh and light cigars with the script of my pilot* Because 'Win, Lose or Draw' and 'Pictionary' haven't already... / Continue →
  • Nobody Eats Just One Piece: Single Slice Pizza Plates
    May 2, 2012
    But I like my pizza square -- just like from the school cafeteria. Because the internet has dried up worse than a dog turd on the sidewalk in August, here are Pizza Plates, a $40 set of four single-slice novelty pizza plates. You know, for the person who seriously has EVERY... / Continue →
There are Comments

  • Thumbs Up if you puked in your mouth reading that headline!

  • DomPearceDesign

    And you know something? This isn't the worst thing Pizza Hut UK has ever done. They've put something known as a "Parmo" (think chicken, cheese, fat, breadcrumbs, fat, more fat and fat which is then deepfried and served with chips and depressing salad from a takeaway) in the north east on a pizza. The sheer amount of fat and cholesterol there was astonishing!

    And if this *didn't* have mustard on it, I'd say it would be quite nice tasting, just I can't quite see mustard going with half the pizzas they do over here.

  • Niels Houmand

    They have it in Cambodia as well, it's not that new.

  • Ömer Talha Yağcı

    we have it here in Turkey since 2009 or somethin. I like Little Ceaser's mozarella crust better.

  • artilleryboy

    Come to think of it i would enjoy a meatballs in sauce in the crust

  • artilleryboy

    Id rather have a sausage in there than a hotog, I never liked the outer casing of hotdogs nor the actual taste of a hotdog. Sausages for life. 

  • Well.....and here I thought they did it with that cheese stuffed crust pizza pie. What's next? Pizza stuffed in the crust of the pizza?!

  • Jef

    Sure....Blame the hot dogs, when you have all that Flour...I mean Sugar streaming into your arteries.....    "It's not the Burger it's the Bun" scenario here as well...

  • Colorless82

    It's pigs in a blanket with pizza.. sounds good to me.

blog comments powered by Disqus