Note: Full-size version HERE in case you're dying to know who makes Fruit By The Foot.
This is a pictograph depicting which of the ten big parent companies make your favorite tampons/chips/detergent/fruit snacks/dog food/candy/soda. Me? I like Alpo. Some dogs like Purina but they're also the same dogs that lick their own assholes all the time. "But if they're eating it for a second time, wouldn't that mean it's good?" You know what -- I never really thought about it like that *smacking head* BECAUSE I'M NOT A F***ING WEIRDO LIKE YOU ARE.
Thanks to 9outof10mms, who doesn't even need all 10mms to be deadly, just a headshot.
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I hate to start wild speculation, and I'm by no means one of those foil-hat asshats (industrial-grade aluminum all the way, baby), but this is a picture of an alien spacecraft. Per NASA cover up:
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Proof that our founding fathers were, in fact, from Hyrule, the United States $1 bill has Triforces hidden in all the big block E's. When contacted for comment, Princess Zelda had this to say, "My God you're handsome, Mr. Geekologie Writer". To which I replied, "HAND OVER THE... / Continue →