That's It, I'm Getting Pregnant: Kids' Superhero Raincoats

Children: they're like miniature people with limited vocabularies that still poop their pants on occasion. And now they have superhero raincoats. Obviously, I'm jealous. And not just because of the whole pant-pooping thing, but come on -- movies are long and popcorn passes right through me. This is a $50 Batman raincoat for kids (note: boots not included but still a MUST BUY). There's also a Superman version available, but that one isn't as cool and I can only recommend buying it if you have two children and love one less than the other. That one can wear Superman. "GW!" Just keepin' it real.

Hit the jump for shots for more pictures, including an action one, and the Superman coat.

Thanks to bb, who's holding out for a Rainbow Brite raincoat and I don't blame her.

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