There have been a lot of Prometheus trailers. Enough that the hysterical screams to "CUT IT OFF" and "GET IT OFF" have now taken on the comforting familiarity of a panicked, screamed lullaby. Still, there is yet another trailer, and for better or worse, this one reveals the most footage yet: More plot. More Charlize Theron sternness. More awful alien cobra creature. More oh shit, bro, it turns out your protective mask is absolutely worthless and is now melting apart like filthy saran wrap placed too-early over a freshly-baked face pie. IT IS INTENSE.
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The latest Prometheus trailer's audio track alone is enough to send anxious minds into a panic attack: the pounding soundtrack giving way to dissonant wailing; the cast's ominous tone devolving to anguished, terrified screaming; is Idris Elba drifting in and out of a Southern a... / Continue →
As any true Bat-fan should know--lest they seek the nasally upbraiding of other, nerdier Bat-fans--The Dark Knight Rises is not the first tale to pit an aging, out-of-retirement Batman against a hulking, fitter, bald asshole. In 1986, Frank Miller began a comics arc with just s... / Continue →
What's that? A new trailer for the Amazing Spider-Man? Why, yes, it most certainly is. Via our sibling site I Watch Stuff:
Now that the nerd fervor has calmed somewhat over the latest Dark Knight Rises trailer, Sony wants to remind you they, too, have a costumed fellow who is ... / Continue →