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Playing (The) Doctor: Lady-Toy With A TARDIS Inside

April 25, 2012 / different strokes for different folks, dildo, dr. who, having a great time, knock knock -- who's there? -- correct and i brought a little friend with me wink wink, rubber, sex toys, sexy time, the doctor, who am i to judge i'm just a guy with a ninja turtles buttplug, wtf

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This is a sparkly rubber dildo representing the time vortex with a little Dr. Who TARDIS inside. What on earth (or in outer space) that would do for a woman is beyond me, but I suspect make them feel good and maybe moan a little. Or a lot, I don't know -- I've never handled a dildo before. Unless to sword-fight a friend at the sex store counts, in which case I have so much experience they made me an honorary knight. Sir GW of Peckerton they call me. "Nobody calls you that." But I want them to so bad!

Hit the jump for a shot of the whole thing. SPOILER: Looks like an alien peen.

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Thanks to Tom, who said he wanted one and I don't blame him. That would look great on display with some lighting effects!

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There are Comments

  • The most disturbing visualization lies in all the knuckle-dragging female Dr. Who fans who would use and abuse one of these things.

  • $18922249

    More like Dr. WhatTheFuck.

    So incredibly tired of Dr. Who bullshit.

  • grimbldoo

    anyone notice the less than soft corners of the Tardis poking out?

  • GreyGanado

    Haha, "lady"-toy. How naive.

  • Its designed to re-enact the Doctor Who opening credits with the vagina walls playing the role of the time vortex.

  • karasuKumo

    I would love to hear the conversation somebody will inevitably have where they explain why they have this.

  • Rayn_A

    They could have at least trimmed up the base a bit so it didn't look so jagged.

  • If you go to the site that is linked in the picture you will read that they are a novice toy maker and that this is one of their firsts. 

  • Rayn_A

     I know - but novice or not, trimming the base up a little around the edges would have helped tremendously. That would have been my first instinct and I don't even make toys.... *shifty eyes* ...that anyone knows about.....

  • That looks poorly made - but I still want one. Not to use, you understand, just to confuse the heck out of people...yes, that's it.

  • Terry_Jim

    The opening credits for Doctor Who look like the Tardis
    was photoshopped into a time-lapse colonoscopy recording.
    That's all I have to say about that.

  • oranberry

    Everyone knows he has two, thus the two hearts

  • Nathan Smith

    I wonder if it feels bigger on the inside?

  • reTARDIS

    I think the design is just...so uninspired. Ooh, it's a dildo with a TARDIS in it. Hey guys, this is worth a kickstarter project, right? No sonic screwdriver, even? I love the Doctor, but I honestly think this is pretty lame. Your comment, however? Pretty excellent.

  • ... *slow clap* Best comment I've seen on the internet in years. 

  • Finally, Dr. Who fans can go fuck themselves. 

  • This_Update_Sucks

    *thunderous applause*

  • It's okay... I know other people who actually like Babylon 5.

    You're not alone... I'm just not one of you.

  • JimmyThr

    why do i feel like you post is like a terrorist endorsing a presidential candidate

  • Why does your post feel like an incredibly "radical right" statement?

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