This is the Joeybra, a bra with an elastic pocket on the side that's large enough to hold your phone, cash, and credit cards. How you're supposed to access them is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with taking your shirt off in public.
Women: What a stupid idea.
Men: Invention of the year!
Geekologie Writer: I need one with a B cup for the left breast and an A on the right.
Hit the jump for a couple videos, neither of which involved nipples and can be skipped.
Thanks to Jamie and Olaf the Nude, one of which has to keep his credit cards clenched between his buttcheeks.
This is a $70 rhinestone covered Pokeball bra made by Etsy seller Neon Wonderland. I also believe she's the model. Of course I also believe there's an elf that lives under my bed and eats my underwear at night to fuel his magic, so don't take my word for it.
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This is the currently available selection of geeky handpainted bras from Etsy seller Sceneshoes (of Ninja Turtle and Pokemon bra fame). Hit the jump to seem the all, including some Portal, Star Trek, Wonder Woman and Mario action. There's even an 'I *wink wink nudge nudge*
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BOWTIE SOLD SEPARATELY.
This is a Dr. Who themed TARDIS corset. You cinch it up real good in the back, and it makes you look slimer. "Like the Ghostbuster's pet?" YOU KNOW I MEANT SLIMMER. Etsy seller Corsetwonderland is selling the thing for $225, so if you want it, go an... / Continue →