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Over The Shoulder Boulder (+ iPhone) Holder: Purse Bra

April 30, 2012 / bra, credit cards, different strokes for different folks, kickstarter, oh man i love the smell of a new bra, or you can just put all those things between your tits and mash them together with your hands to hold them in place like i (and every other normal person) do, over the shoulder iphone holder, phone storage, storing things, sure why not, underthings, underwear, women

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Boob-dialing: up 2,000% since 2012.

This is the Joeybra, a bra with an elastic pocket on the side that's large enough to hold your phone, cash, and credit cards. How you're supposed to access them is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with taking your shirt off in public.

Women: What a stupid idea.
Men: Invention of the year!
Geekologie Writer: I need one with a B cup for the left breast and an A on the right.

Hit the jump for a couple videos, neither of which involved nipples and can be skipped.

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Thanks to Jamie and Olaf the Nude, one of which has to keep his credit cards clenched between his buttcheeks.

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There are Comments

  • This type of bra is perfect in securing your small things like Phone and money to be stolen. Many women had used this type of bra because snatchers and hold-uppers are rampant nowadays.

  • ummmm the model is wearing a cold shoulder... 

  • GeekologieCommenter

    WTS Titty Cancer

  • FINALLY!

  • Mark Pocock

    Cancer?

  • Azariel_z

    For Iphone users ..health is overrated...

  • Firstly, I have an irrational fear of mobile phones (DON'T JUDGE ME!) and so don't need any were to carry one. Secondly, I tend to wear shirts and t-shirts so I don't think it would be easy to get to the pockets in these bras. The girl in the first video only has one strap on her dress - she didn't try to get anything out of the side with the strap on. Thirdly, I can keep things in my bra - if I so choose - with out the need to have pockets in the band.

  • Shaun9lives

    I don't think this is really designed for daily wear.  In jeans and a t-shirt, one could just use normal pockets, or most women carry a purse.  I believe it's more appealing for evening/cocktail/formal/and/or/club wear.  Where a lady likely won't have pockets and might not want keep up with a purse all night.  

    Furthermore, based on the model, I'm assuming this more handy for women whose modest proportions don't allow for storage of large items in the bra cup.  

    Could also be a nice safety/backup area to store a passport and some spare cash when traveling in areas known for pick-pockets or muggings.  

  • Shaun9lives

    Cause everybody wants pit sweat on their iPhone.

  • I rock a G and I'm not keeping my phone between my sweaty boobs. That space is reserved for stealing shot glasses. I keep it on the SIDE of my sweaty boobs, in the cup, not the band. When going to a club I don't want to carry a purse to, I've always put my cash & ID in the side band of my bra, next to my skin. It's a built in pocket right there. I have a hard enough time finding a bra that fits, let alone one with a pocket sewed on it.

  • Leopard? They are not keeping up with Apple's pace

  • 3wordisbond7

    hmm.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    They make these for small caliber pistols too.

  • Anyone rocking a c-cup or better can just stick their phone in the cleavage.  If you're smaller than that, nobody is calling you anyway.

  • disqus_lxMUKc2hJY

    if its more than a mouth full then its a waste.

  • LMAO. I thought this was totally sexist, but I just put my Palm 800w under my breast and it fit perfectly and did not move.

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