No: Glass-Floored Bathroom Over 15-Story Elevator Shaft

This is a penthouse bathroom from a condo in Guadalajara, Mexico that was built over an old 15-story elevator shaft. That...is terrifying. Could you imagine even using that toilet? I'd have to tie a towel around myself and then anchor it to the towel bar. And what happens if you just need to go the bathroom and somebody at the bottom looks up and sees your peenor? Because it's gonna look miiiiiiiiiighty tiny from 15-stories down. They might even start rumors around the building about you. Psst -- you know the guy who lives up in the big penthouse? I heard he's trying to make up for something. So, yeah, besides drowning I can't think of anything scarier than the thought of plummeting 15 stories. Yes, yes I can -- plummeting 15 stories with your f***ing pants around your ankles.
Hit the jump for two more shots of the I think I'll just go in my pants instead.


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