Sriracha: it's hot and it makes your mouth feel good. "Better than firecrackers?" WAY better than firecrackers. Plus it goes great on anything, including (and I really hope you try this), a lover's genitals. Anyway, lollipop maker Lollyphile is back with some new flavors including Sriracha, Habenaro Tequila and for you Hitchhiker's Guide fans out there: Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Speaking of -- one time I was at the sink getting ready for bed when my girlfriend walked by and snuck a finger between my buttcheeks and I gargle blasted Listerine all over the bathroom mirror. True story.
Because everybody loves candy and Valentine's Day is right around the corner, here are some Eye of Sauron, Death Star, and galaxy lollipops (not to be confused with these planet ones) from Etsy seller designerlollipop. "Um, GW? Valentine's Day was yesterday." Oh really? Tha... / Continue →
With Cinco de Mayo right around the corner, what better way to celebrate that making a batch of piñata cookies (links to recipe tutorial) with a pocket of candy on the inside? "I dunno, polishing off a bottle of tequila, then smashing open a real piñata with even MORE tequila ... / Continue →
Since all of you loved yesterday's Resident Evil cake so much and weren't jerks who left nasty comments (yes, yes you were), here's another confectionery delight -- a 60th anniversary Candy Land cake created by DebbieDoesCakes (....). OMG I wanna vacation there so bad! I'd ea... / Continue →