Incredible Hulk On Cover Of Real Fitness Magazine

Because what better way to make me not want to use steroids than featuring a fictional character who obtained his incredible physique by entirely unnatural means and personifies rage, The Hulk will appear on the cover of an upcoming Avengers themed Muscle & Fitness magazine. The issue will also include the workouts of Avengers stars Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Robert Downy Jr., as well as an article on how to apparently "Bulletproof Your Knees". Tell you what -- you follow the instructions in the article for as long as you want, then I'll shoot you in the knees. If they really are bulletproof, I'll pay you a million dollars. But if they're not, I get to push you down a flight of stairs once you're in a wheelchair. Deal? "Deal."

SIX MONTHS LATER:

GW: Sure you're ready for this? I almost feel sorry for you.
You: Ready!
GW: *PEW PEW PEW!* What in the...
You: The article said, "have them replaced with adamantium".
GW: SONOFA!

New Hulk Image on the Cover of Muscle & Fitness Magazine [comingsoon]

Thanks to Evil Ares, who's so evil he doesn't do exercises correctly because he doesn't even care if he hurts himself.

• The Old 'How Long Does It Take To Start Peeing With A Pretty Girl On TV Staring At You' Test

  April 17, 2013

  This is a commercial for LG's new 21:9 UltraWide monitor that's allegedly so lifelike that if it plays a video of some chicks looking at you while you're trying to pee it makes it super hard to open your floodgates. Presumably the guys all knew they were being filmed because r... / Continue →
• The Old 'What Would You Do If Saw A Guy Getting Strangled To Death In An Elevator' Experiment

  March 4, 2013

  This is a viral ad for that movie 'Drop Dead Fred' or whatever (actually 'Dead Man Down' for the sake of journalistic integrity) that features two dudes in an elevator, one pretending to strangle the other with an extension cord, to see how people will react. SPOILER: Poorly -... / Continue →
• Iffy 'Ham Dogger' Molds Hamburger Meat Into Hot Dogs

  July 27, 2012

  Because God forbid you roll raw hamburger into turd shapes by hand, the Ham Dogger does it for you. You just slap some hamburger meat in there, press the top on, and presto, another piece of junk to take up precious cabinet space. Admittedly, it is great for measuring penises... / Continue →