I Feel Bloated: Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger-Crust Pizza

Because what good is living if you can't eat a cheeseburger-crust pizza every once in awhile, Pizza Hut chains in the Middle East are selling both cheeseburger and chicken tender 'Crown Crust' pizzas, presumably because Middle Easterners love the idea of crowns and Pizza Hut is kinda racist. Fingers crossed they deliver to the US.

Hit the jump for a promo pic and a worthwhile commercial for each one, both of which may or may yes involve trying to humiliate a waiter and failing.

Thanks to Andrea, who's holding out for a boneless hotwing stuffed crust with a blue cheese injection in there too. Mmmmmmmmmm.

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