I Bet It's Metal-y: 'Reign In Blood' Slayer Wine
This is a Slayer branded wine named after the band's 1986 studio album 'Reign in Blood'. You know, because a lot of people growing up listening to Slayer are older now and have, how should I say it -- more refined palates. Actually I have no clue why this exists and I showed it to my little lady and she thought it was zombie wine which 1. was cute of her and 2. A BRILLIANT IDEA. *Googles 'zombie wine', throws up hands* Dammit, of f***ing course 'Return of the Living Red' already exists.
Heavy Metal Wine: Slayer 'Reign in Blood' Red Cabernet Sauvignon [obviouswinner]
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who once made wine out of deer blood but didn't tell anybody at the dinner party and they all got sick and vomited. SO METAL.